Bisu Ke..?!&@%#

Teacher: What day is today?
Student: Today is Saturday..*ada lagu sket*

Yeah, today is Saturday. We planned to go to JB today. Wanted to see the conditions of our house in Bandar Baru Uda before we could sell it later. Yelah, nak kena jaga jugak. Takkan la main jual camtu je. The tenant told us that their plumber is charging them over 3K nak betulkan piping system kat rumah tu. WTF.?!#&%!! Apa la yang banyak sangat rosaknya tu.. That is why we wanted to go to see the house for ourselves.

Around 10 o'clock myself with angah, mama, pak ngah and pak teh started the journey to JB. We are meeting the tenant at 2.00 in the afternoon. Saja je gerak awal sket sebab leh jalan-jalan kat JB. We arrived at about 1230 in the afternoon. Still too early for the meeting and we decided to go to Danga Bay for lunch. Cantik woo tempat neh. Rugi lak tak bawak kamera. Kalau tak, leh tunjuk kat korang keindahan kampungku..Johor Bahru.

Johor Bahru.. apa lagi nak makan kat JB ni kalau bukan mee rebus dengan tahu bakar. My faveret lah beb. Tahu bakar kat JB ni laen sket. Tofu that looks like sponge *not spongebob* and as big as an A5 paper. Memang sedap. But it must come together with a good kuah la. You see, if the tofu is good but the kuah tastes bad, still it is bad la. Kena datang sekali. Other than that, otak-otak gelang patah has to be one of my faveret.

Ni lah nak cerita pasal penjual otak-otak kat Danga Bay.

BatuBata: Bang, mintak bungkus otak-otak ni ye. Buat 4 bungkus, satu bungkus 20 keping. Boleh?
Brader Blur: *melihat tanpa perasaan*
Mama: Ni otak-otak kempas dik eh?
Brader Blur: *masih melihat tanpa perasaan*

Bisu kot dia ni. So we just walk away from him. Ingat nak makan otak-otak. Dah tak ada rezeki kot agaknya. But, after about 10 minutes, he came to our table and sent me the thing. Eh..boleh dengar rupanya.

Brader Blur: 30 hengget dik
BatuBata: Lor.. boleh pun cakap *dalam hati*

Hangen ni satu badan. Nak berniaga ke nak berlakon ni? Ke undercover... Bila orang tanya tak nak jawab. Bengong..!!

Jya ne!